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Words I never thought I would ever hear, SALE AT THE LCBO

Wholly shit, booze is on sale in Ontario. For those of you who don’t live in Ontario, you can only buy liquor and wine(most wines anyway) from a government owned store called the LCBO (or Beer Store). Anyways, in the most clear sign of a struggling economy the LCBO has announced a cut in the price of some expensive brands of booze. Neither sports nor media related, this is however ground breaking for us here in the great white north….and a boon for my annual festivus party!

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