What is Rob Ford Thinking??? Contest

by TSM:

Ok, this has nothing to with sports or sports media/business but I find this photo of Rob Ford to be hillarious. I’ll give a prize of some sort to the winner of the best caption for what is going through Rob Ford’s brain at this very moment.

Personally, and they only work if you use a Tommy Boy voice, I think it’s either:

1. ” Do I go with the ribs or the chicken? Oh wait, they probably have a combo!”
2. I can’t believe I have to wear a suit to these gigs

TSM

photo via the Toronto Star

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tweeter
tweeter
February 24, 2012 3:36 pm

Mmmmmm…. donuts!

Ticky
Ticky
February 24, 2012 3:53 pm

I presume he’s thinking about food, but I’m more hoping that the train in the background is moving towards him at a rate of high speed.

Sam In Scarb
Sam In Scarb
February 24, 2012 3:56 pm

Ahhh “Hanging Salami “

Bob Canuck
Bob Canuck
February 24, 2012 4:07 pm

Yeah, that’s it. Have the buses and subway cars FLY!

Brad
Brad
February 24, 2012 4:30 pm

“FFS Dalton, shut the [email protected]&k up! I’m starving here!!”

Cowgary Ken
Cowgary Ken
February 24, 2012 4:40 pm

Subway! That’s it! I’ll go to Subway for lunch.

Ami Angelwings
February 24, 2012 4:40 pm

Why hasn’t that anvil fallen yet? CURSE BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY! Good help is so hard to find these days!

Cowgary Ken
Cowgary Ken
February 24, 2012 4:47 pm

…dad made Doug president of the company, but I’m mayor. I bet Doug wishes he were mayor. I’m a good mayor. I bet everyone’s watching me and not Dalton. I wonder what Dalton’s saying. Something about transit. Glad I don’t have to take transit. Transit. Transit. Trans it. Tran sit. If you say it enough times it just becomes a sound that doesn’t mean anything. Transssss it. I wonder if they call it transit because you have to sit. Unless it’s crowded and then you have to stand. I hate standing here. My legs are tired. I’m bored…

Paul in Hespeler
Paul in Hespeler
February 24, 2012 5:27 pm

“Sniff, sniff. Ah, boy that was some stinky fart I just ripped out. I will just blame it on Dalton the dumb-arse.”

ben
ben
February 24, 2012 5:28 pm

Add Bacon?

sam in oshawa
sam in oshawa
February 24, 2012 5:38 pm

I’m the mayor,i’m the mayor,i’m the mayor,so FK you to!!!!

Another Steve
Another Steve
February 25, 2012 12:33 am

“What did Dostoyevsky mean by the story of ‘the inspector general’ in The Brothers Karamazov?”

Sorry, I thought you meant things that he isn’t likely thinking. 🙂

Derrick
Derrick
February 25, 2012 10:56 am

“I’m dead sexy!”

Chef Mike in Burlington
February 25, 2012 2:48 pm

“i never noticed before, but if I lean back like this, I can see the ceiling and not have to move my neck…I’m hungry…

Omar
Omar
February 25, 2012 4:35 pm

To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ’tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
The heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks
That Flesh is heir to? ‘Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; Ay, there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause.

sam in oshawa
sam in oshawa
February 25, 2012 8:13 pm

I can’t feel my balls…

Neil
Neil
February 25, 2012 10:35 pm

A light rail up there does not look right. We have to have it underground.

Pudge72
Pudge72
February 26, 2012 12:30 am

“1 + 2 equals…let me see here, carry the, oh that’s it, 4! No, wait 1 PLUS 2 equals 12! Damn Rob, you are as smart as you are handsome…”

Pudge72
Pudge72
February 26, 2012 12:36 am

Love the TMNT reference Ami! 🙂

Pudge72
Pudge72
February 26, 2012 12:40 am

“How do I get out of my appearance on ‘Cybulski and Company’ tomorrow? Nope, I shouldn’t do that. I can’t ditch TSN, since I won’t talk to the FAN, since a Toronto Star writer works there.”

Sam
Sam
February 26, 2012 9:24 am

Can’t wait til Fords show on 1010… apparently its going to be a regular (weekly?) show. Sundays at 1pm.

RJ
RJ
February 26, 2012 1:37 pm

“Why can’t an overweight Caucasian male who came to power with the hopes and dreams of Torontonians on his shoulders, who feuds with the CBC, whose every move was praised by the media in the early going, but whose experienced stiff blowback recently get a break around here? Poor poor poor Brian Burke…”

sam in oshawa
sam in oshawa
February 26, 2012 2:20 pm

Fat bottom boys can dream to,just pissed,thank god for depends….

KBM
KBM
February 26, 2012 3:41 pm

Cheese burgers!

sam in oshawa
sam in oshawa
February 26, 2012 6:54 pm

Have to look away,Dalton has a nice ass…

Sean
Sean
February 26, 2012 11:08 pm

I miss when we just talked sports media on this site, not politics. To each their own.

Roger
Roger
February 27, 2012 1:31 pm

“If only I had went to that freakish gay parade the media would have loved me.”

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